Minecraft quiz!!!

I know a lot of boys love minecraft so I decided to posted 3 questions. :-) (by the way, I don't know any thing about minecraft.)

1. The creepers shape was based on a mistake, but what was Notch trying to make at the time?
a) a pig
b) a hedge 
c) a zombie
d) Cthulhu 

2) What does Notch drop if you kill him in multiplayer?
a) an apple
b) a spawner block
c) a diamond
d) Notch's hat

3) What happens when a pig is struck by lightning?
a) it drops raw pork chop
b) it drops cooked pork chop
c) nothing, it survives
d) it turns into a zombie pigman

Now using all your mine craft knowledge write a short mine craft poem or story.